1. Don’t answer your phone while pissing. Surely your phone call can wait. The caller on the end doesn’t have to hear the sound of your piss.
2. Try to refrain from farting when there are other guys inside. It’s hard to control fits of giggles when hearing it.
3. If it so happen that you accidentally farted, don’t say “oops” like you dropped something or “uy” like you just saw your bestfriend for a long time.
4. Don’t engage into conversation, someone who is still pissing.
5. Don’t engage into conversation, someone who is still pissing while you are also pissing.
6. When taking a crap, mask the possible disgusting sound by pressing the toilet flusher.
7. If you are such a mammoth of a man and reaching behind for the flusher is impossible, then try coughing at the exact time your shit is going to explode.
8. Don't shake each other's hands in the CR, its disgusting.
9. Don't repaint the CR walls with booger.
10. Always flush the toilet after you use it you gross piece of shit!
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